Posted by
Sara Shores on Monday, November 20, 2006 1:18:52 PM
Draft? Begin with the RICH ,and EDUCATED? Ivy league, here we come!!
Sara is confused again. The 4 year-ongoing rant by Rep.Rangel that we must have a draft, coupled with the Sen.Kerry depiction of the troops as pitiful rejects, make Sara feel she has mis-understood the current role of our military., so-- the gang chimes in!!
HANNAH THE WISE: BRING ON THE DRAFT!! The new draft needs new rules .We must draft men AND women ,each must have minimum college education of 3 years, with preferences given to the available-age children of Senators and Congressmen.. I believe Chelsea Clinton could get through general's school in the Required 6 week Marine boot-camp. The smartest families in the country would supply our military bodies, and particularly the Ivy League Colleges, and the liberal arts schools, wherein our new troops would not be confused by any science background!!Their 4th year of college would then be their military service ! You valley girls are next on the list!!
LYNN THE DEVIOUS: WOW, Using only the rich kids,( and preference to Democrat rich kids, since the electorate wants to be ruled by Democrats) will save lots of money.They can donate their salaries back and deduct them as contributions from their trust funds and foundations!! you know, like old but clean underwear and used clothing,in past years!!
JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: Since the new Democrat Ways and meanns-committee-chair has promised to slash the military budget, we can probably still manage a small select army,, since the rich might bring their own chefs , wine cellars, their private jets, limos, and PLASTIC SURGEONS, never mind their specially-designed war wardrobes.
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: And in John Kerry motif, (he was in Viet nam, you know,) this New ARMY WOULD REPORT FOR DUTY WITH MOVIE CAMERAS AND TYPEWRITERS .
SUZY THE MINORITY: But diversity? Instead of the present army of "poor blacks and hispanics, struggling to get a leg up", we will have mostly Oriental and INDIAN students , since they are the majority in the universities? oh..you said you'd draft the liberal ARTS students only ---ohhh. THIS MAY WORK.
PORTIA THE PHD :(She was in school with Hillary, you know.) Well, as long as there are hair dressers there. Are there going to be Hairdressers there?
Sara is starting to look forward to the New, better, smarter Army!!