Posted by
Sara Shores on Tuesday, January 09, 2007 1:28:09 PM
WHEN DEMOCRATS WIN, WHY IS IT SO DIFFERENT?
Sara noticed a few things over the past few years..Major difference..., no vote fraud unless Republicans win!!whew! And...
When A Democrat senate candidate dies, even though his state forbids dead candidates on the ballot, his wife is allowed to win his seat, and the Republicans nod sympathetically.
HANNA THE WISE: Yes, and when a newly elected Democrat senator, not yet sworn in becomes comatose, he is allowed to have a committee chairmanship, especially since the majority position MUST be maintained. When the senate was evenly divided a while ago, the Republicans sympathetically nodded, and shared the chairs and power.
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: Well, when a gay Democrat has a relationship with a male page, and his partner is operating a male prostitution ring from their residence, he gets reelected, and is now a big committee chairman. The Republican was forced to resign, because his similar behaviour was immoral. Republicans seemed almost as horrified as Democrats.
JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: When a Democrat congressman is filmed by the FBI taking a $90,000. bribe, he gets a standing Ovation from the Black caucus, a chairmanship, and is reelected as a pro life candidate. Can he keep his ice cube tray with the stashed money? AND..That Democrat mayor, caught on tape using cocaine, etc? He gets reelected mayor,..The Republican who took favors from lobbyists? Well. he's gone. He is a crook!! And the Democrats were horrified by his behaviour.Horrified.
LYNN THE PRAGMATIST: The new senate majority leader gets to make a million dollars on a land deal, wherin he no longer owns the land, and well, He's the new majority leader! The former Republican leader distributed campaign funds to Republicans running for office. He had to resign. Remember the stink when Knute Gingrich had a book-tape deal? He had to turn down the advanced money.(He was a Rpublican leader) Mrs. Cinton signed and took her huge advance 2 days before she was sworn in as senator, but after having been elected!! How Cintonian!! Republicans were impressed...Oh, and did you ever notice that church and state separation only applies to right wing religious groups? Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, these guys can raise money from the pulpit for their political activities!! The Republicans are impressed.
PORTIA THE PHD: (She was in school with Hillary). Hillary's book was WORTH the advance, Gingrich's book was some patriotic junk!!
Sara thinks that it is better for the world, when Democrats are in power. They don't trash the economy or their own decisions just to win elections. The headline now is " 1.1% ,another great increase in employment". It used to be "Only 1.1% increase in employment..Very disappointing!!" SEE, Republicans, that's how you do it.