Posted by
Sara Shores on Sunday, January 14, 2007 2:40:42 PM
NANCY PELOSI STARRING as " THE GODMOTHER!!"
Sara noticed a POSSIBLE two year run ..of the new hit Washington D.C.saga .."THE GODMOTHER!!" Starring,of course, NANCY PELOSI. First appearing as a mother, announcing "FROM THE KITCHEN TO THE CONGRESS!" and then on the floor of the House of Representatives as a grandmother, warming up her audience for the feature presentation.."THE GODMOTHER!!".(first communion pix to follow. then horses' heads in beds..) . With ,of course, Nancy , playing herself.Wow!
HANNAH THE WISE: We can now recall the Clinton administration 's AND THE DEMO HIERARCHY'S love affair with the cinema, movie stars, THEIR MONEY, celebrities, (even the Chinese restaurant ones,...wasn't it Charlie Tree with the briefcase?). And they advanced the careers of so many "little people" ! Wasn't there even a Bartender who made good in the inner sanctums of the White house..that movie was called "WHO HIRED CRAIG LIVINGSTONE?" (and sub-titled: How did he get 900 Raw FBI files of Republicans??). Another rising light was that hair-stylist in "WHILE THE WORLD TURNED "--(THE INFAMOUS 2 HOURS ON THE tarmac at LAX)..The starry-eyed are back!! Billy Dale,and you trailer trash, watch out!!
JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: Even I remember "WHO SLEPT IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM?" a glitzy star studded hotel ROMANCE that also raised cash for their biggest best-Known charity "THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY". Other CLINTON Charity fund-raisers were: "THE WHITEWATER LOTS FOR SENIORS", " POWER SHREDDERS OF THE ROSE LAW FIRM", followed by "THE TRAGIC JAILHOUSE DEATH"..wherein the only willing witness to the Whitewater senior-bilking conspiracy, another senior, James Mcdougal, suffers a massive heart attack,while in solitary confinement yet , at a country club prison.(sub title..What do you DO to get " solitary" in a country club prison??) Refuse to play golf?
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: My favorite was "THE CHINA-NORTH KOREAN SYNDROME"..This balanced NUCLEAR power, by donating nuclear secrets via Loral to the chi-coms, by-passing the ugly Rosenberg method with a Technology TRANSFER .(.with a presidential nod. ) . My next favorite was , "SUICIDE IN THE PARK" .. A thrilling mystery of a vanished gun, non-developable crime scene photos, lost polaroids, amnesiac park police, missing car keys, and eventually a four year disappearance of the victim's entire White House legal records.
LYNN THE PRAGMATIC: I liked the non-investigatory movies best ..the non-stories..LIKE .."THE DOWNED PLANE NO-ONE MISSED ".Was less ever said about the deadly crash of a whole Air Force plane?? With cabinet member, Ron Brown, and sixty business men, plus non-identified ladies aboard?-- Aaannddd, YES, " WACO--WE DID IT FOR THE CHILDREN "!!
WELL , SARA thinks the very best was a sweet romantic movie.."THE STALKER". A White House production, this first brief traning film was about Monica Lewinsky. It's run ended with a sequel.." THE FINDING OF THE BLUE DRESS." SARA BITES HER LOWER LIP WHEN SHE RECALLS THAT ONE.