Posted by
Sara Shores on Friday, January 26, 2007 2:12:28 PM
Dems: From Freedom to Sha-ri-a-dom? PICTURE THIS:
Sara thinks it will be a beautiful future..peaceful and loving-like. No? we are finally seeing the realization of our proper no-God , new leaders in the congress.The gang agrees.
HANNAH THE WISE: BEST NEWS IS THAT THE MILITARY WILL BE GONE!! NO MORE NEED ! WE NOW HAVE THE FOLKS THAT UNDERSTAND, THAT DISCUSSION WILL MAKE THE WORLD A PERFECT PLACE, ...AND THEY ARE, THANKFULLY, IN CHARGE.!! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER WAR TO FIGHT.WE CAN DISBAND THE SERVICES , AS NO COUNTRIES WILL EVER SEE US AS ALLIES AGAIN. POLITICIANS WILL AGREE THAT, WE CAN NO LONGER JUST PING PONG TROOPS AS SOON AS A HANG NAIL IS RECEIVED. WE NOW CAN AVOID THE EMBARRASSMENT OF : LEAVING OUR FORMER ALLIES IN THE LURCH,... WORSE OFF THAN WHEN WE ENTERED, ... LEAVING THE JOB PRECIPITOUSLY, UNDONE.
LYNN THE DEVIOUS: WELL , WE COULD KEEP THE MEDICAL UNITS, SINCE BILL CLINTON'S USE OF THE MILITARY AS /MEALS ON WHEELS/ WAS SOOO POPULAR WITH THE ENLIGHTENED LIBS!! MAYBE... ALSO KEEP ONE PLANE ?... IN CASE WE NEED TO BOMB AN ASPIRIN FACTORY, OR SOME CHINESE EMBASSY?
THE GOOD PART, IS THAT WE CAN MAKE THE MILITARY ALL FEMALE NOW..THE YOUNG MEN WILL BE FREE TO RETURN HOME AND JOIN THE TESTOSTERONE GANGS, TAKE DRUGS OR DRINK THEMSELVES TO DEATH AS COLLEGE STUDENTS, AND DIE FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. SINCE ONLY THE MUSLIMS ARE HAVING BABIES, THE WOMEN CAN BRING THEIR DELICATE SENSITIVITY TO ARMIES.LOVELY.
JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: WE CAN AVOID A LOT OF ANGST IN THE WORLD NOW, BY SIMPLY GIVING IRAN AND OTHER MUSLIM COUNTRIES NUCLEAR WEAPONS.IN FACT...GIVE THEM OURS!!! WE ALREADY DONATED TO THE CHINESE WITH ALL THAT TECHNOLOGY TRANSFER IN THE 90'S.. THEN MUSLIMS WILL LOVE AND TRUST US, AND THE BALANCE OF POWER IN THE NEW WORLD WILL PREVENT ANY FURTHER WARS!! AND WE SAVE MONEY , WHICH WE CAN GIVE TO THE UNITED NATIONS TO HELP BALANCE WEALTH.THIS IS SOOO GOOD!! THIS $ CAN ALSO AID THE RUSSIANS.. THEY WON'T HAVE TO SELL THOSE SUITCASE NUKES TO ISLAMO TYPE- SUICIDE BOMBERS JUST TO RAISE CASH.
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: AND WE CAN VERIFY THE KYOTO TREATY, AND OSAMA BIN LADEN CAN RELAX!! HE IS REALLY CONCERNED WITH CLIMATE CHANGE, WHICH IS THE FAULT ONLY OF DEVELOPED NATIONS, AND MAINLY THE AMERICAN SATAN! NOT THE SUN!! NO! THE BIGGEST BODY IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NO POWER TO AFFECT CLIMATE CHANGE, ONLY SUV'S AND SPRAY CANS , (AND ,NO, SARA, NOT EVEN BEHEADINGS OR COW FLATULENCE CAN DO THIS!!)
PORTIA THE PHD: (SHE WAS IN SCHOOL WITH HILLARY) EVERY RELIGION IS EQUAL.DIVERSITY IS PRECIOUS.SHARIA IS AS WORTHY AS DEMOCRACY.
SARA SEES NOW, OUR LADIES WILL BE IN THE MILITARY, OUR MEN WILL BE COMPLETELY FEMINIZED, AND THE MUSLIMS WILL CONTINUE TO WIN THE NUMBERS GAME.. THEIR GOAL TOWARD WORLD DOMINANCE CANNOT BE STOPPED.THEY ARE WILLING TO SACRIFICE THEIR CHILDREN TO BE HEROIC SUICIDE BOMBERS, WE ARE ONLY WILLING TO KILL OUR CHILDREN BEFORE THEY ARE BORN,(UNLESS THEY HAVE SOME BIRTH DEFECT.) ISN'T IT ALL BEAUTIFUL?