Posted by
Sara Shores on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 2:47:32 PM
MS.PELOSI >GRANDMOTHER >GODMOTHER>GOD ?
WELL , SARA is impressed with this rapid ascension of Ms. Pelosi..!..Now, as the 3rd in line for the presidency, she is simply LEAPING over the 2 executives ahead of her..and we are observing the power usurpation, as she decides to illustrate how the Iraq War SHOULD be conducted....(among other serious oversights planned) ..and diplomacy in hand.. set off to Syria , in an American Plane ( a taxpayer-funded -environmental hazard)...and set the stage for some decent TALK!! "We negotiate with anyone!anytime!"..unlike that "COWBOY."
HANNAH THE WISE SAYS: This is sort of like the U.N., where we had almost 20 resolutions Talking about Saddam and warning him that the world wanted him to behave. Gee, that worked! Let's try it again.. and, ..If she just makes nice, our "Grandmother Pelosi" can persuade the Syrians to stop funding Hezbollah, and the Middle East will finally be at peace.
LYNN THE DEVIOUS: Also, "Grandmother Pelosi" will change the military's behaviour as a war-like force,.. by simply taking away their ALLOWANCE.., and releasing the supplies, weapons , and tanks..ONLY.. when they behave like the nice MEALS-ON-WHEELS International Mercy organization they should be,... (..since that is all that libs expect or want from the Military these days.).. We won't need weapons to persuade the suicide bombers or beheaders to cease their "social protest".They are just Agrarian Reformers, anyway...AND "Granma" , along with MRS CLINTON, can bake them some Cookies!!
JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: well, I am impressed with the Dicatatorial qualities of our new GODMOTHER! She fits right in with the typecasting on the "Sopranos"...she is such a loving grandmother, but when the Mafia family meets for a pow-wow..(The house of representatives),she firmly whips them into shape, with the Clintonian promise of Fort Marcy Park's available vacancies, or the Mafian possibility of injured knees..and if worse comes to worse?.. Move.On.org's hate list.Achhh.
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: The amusing aspect is the picture of these "peace-loving Muslims" actually negotiating with a WOMAN! That is amazing..will they ascertain whether she has had the proper genital mutilation, to enter the man's world? She wore a head scarf.. a Head scarf? The joke is that the Quran insists muslims lie to the unbelievers.(non-muslims)
PORTIA THE PHD :(She was in school with Hillary) I will support complete CO2 credits for Nancy and for Hillary.They can be purchased from Al Gore's new company , and the taxpayers are helping Nancy, and the environment.Wow.
Sara sees the Upward movement, ... as Ms Pelosi transmigrates directly from Godmother to God..and this is so re-ASSURING..A FEMALE GOD is the answer to world peace, as most women in the workplace know...from personal experience.