Posted by
Sara Shores on Thursday, June 07, 2007 1:47:30 PM
GREAT ENVIRONMENTAL TIPS FOR LIBS!! NUCLEAR PLUS..hehe..
Sara's common sense is "CLUB 44-ING" WITH THE GANG. The gang has come up with a few thoughtful tips. Since president Bush has become the latest greenie, we feel that we ,too, should help the latest religious movement in the country..THE WORSHIP OF MOTHER EARTH. Libs..this blog's for you!!
HANNA THE WISE: Some of my ideas are not new, but.. I recommend them ONLY for liberals .I widely encourage libs to practice even more safe sex and birth control..uhhh..family planning. Jocelyn Elders had some great ideas about sexual isolation related to sexual tension release, thus precluding the establishment of relationships that might lead to procreation. That and more encouragement toward same sex relations should help finish off the libs AND their excessive energy use.
LYNN tHE DEVIOUS: Actually, the libs should, in line with the above "good practices to encourage"..build the FENCE!! da FENCE!! It seems that in desperately desiring new voters, the libs forget, that many of the undocumented IMMIGRANTS, most of whom are (shhh, religious) tend to have multiple progeny..uhh...babies..that in turn, require many social expenditures that could be better used for aerating the ocean, cooling the glaciers, and planting trees in all cement block apartment complexes. LIBERALS, where are your senses.? Trading votes for the AL-GORE PREDICTION OF THE WORLD'S ENDING IN 10 YEARS?? I am flummoxed.
JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: What puzzles me is, Europe,...(idol of the libs.. the most "advanced , sophisticated , educated," world community) uses , yes,. ..NUCLEAR energy. Not that ugly alternative stuff, that the unenlightened Americans use..so where, oh libs, is your outcry? Where are your protests? Your clamoring for nuclear energy for US?? That wonderful clean fuel..no carbon emmissions? Move-on.org, where is your love of Mother Earth? achhh.
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: Actually, my best recommendation for the liberals..is.. stop BREATHING.(massive carbon emmissions when humans exhale) ...If the 40% of people in this country that are liberal would JUST STOP BREATHING, the air would get clean way faster. Libs, do you Really care about climate change? Instead of pushing for no toilet paper, no cars, no meat (cows flatulate, ya know)..put your money where your mouth is..stifle yourselves for the good of humanity..(as you see it.) Emulate the suicide bombers..for the good of mother earth!.
PORTIA THE PHD:(she was in school with Hillary) WOW.., I have to go back to church now, that I found out.. HILLARY PRAYS.!
Sara offers the above as a public service for the New church of MOTHER EARTH.