Posted by
Sara Shores on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 12:42:08 AM
FR.JENKINS/VAGINAS /NOTRE DAME? HUH?
SARA has heard the discussion..seems as though the president of Notre Dame has decided to let history place his name as :champion of a category of social literature deemed eminently NECESSARY for a good liberal arts education in today's race toward sexual pottie talk one-up-man-ship. VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA. DO WE ALL FEEL BETTER NOW? OHHH. AND:..VAGINA MONOLOGUES, the play!!.OHHHHH.
HANNAH THE WISE SAYS: pretty sad.. The publicity around the Vagina monos needing a birth..uh .. berth at Notre Dame.(."our lady"...IT IS THE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY WE ARE REFERRING TO, HERE). is pitiful. It is hard to accept that a Catholic institution is so out of the main stream.. that had any of its students needed the educational or social benefits of the VM, that these young catholic souls could not access this trash in the market place in their own spare time. You know, the important time.. that students spend doing drugs and learning about any sexual deviation anyone can imagine.
LYNN THE DEVIOUS: It would seem that any one affording NOTRE DAME'S pricey tuition has an ipod, a place on My Space, an MTV access, and a card to get into the local slam scene... If THEIR students really need the extraordinary benefits of one of the "greatest pieces of literature" to come along, with such desperately important "social messages," that the priestly president has to personally SHEPHERD it ...(in spite of his slight apprehension that a few folks..utter plebes and ignoramuses..might object!)
JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: Well, the priestly president has explained, that the Catholic university 's criterium have been met: redeeming social value, followed afterwards, possibly, by a critique ..perhaps by a person with catholic values, and.. no fund raising!..BUT..why is it ok to address vaginas, when more than half of the university's enrolled students ,ostensibly .have NO vaginas.Is this an implied promise by the priestly president..to put a Vagina into every pot?.Is this a recognition that university students do not know which of them possesses a vagina? or that Frued had assured them of the comforting p-----envy, so they didn't need to worry about vaginas? Or should they be worried??
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: <whispers>..VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA.,.DOES THAT HELP, OR IS IT JUST ANOTHER 4 LETTER WORD?
PORTIA THE PHD : (she was in college with hillary) REAL WOMEN DON'T USE THOSE THINGS..
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SARA THINKS :..Father Jenkins..Stand by your man!.. uhh ..vaginas, uhh ..whatever! Choose your battles!! This piece of "literature" is just so, well so.. soo .. IMPORTANT> wow and gosh....AND SOMEHOW..FATHER.....
Our sincere gratitude that , once again, we manage to diminish the catholic church..and in front of our dwindling flocks. ONE can almost look forward to the EVENTUAL RELIEF that Sharia law will bring!!