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ARE DEMOCRATS EVEN COMPETENT?

 

ARE DEMOCRATS EVEN COMPETENT?

SARA knows that the best Democrat strategy has been : media releases calculated  to influence the public, followed by polls to reinforce those doctrines. Have Democrats looked at the polls of THEIR congress? Nancy? Harry? Didn't we hear that plus 20 votes in the house, giving the Democrats a majority was a mandate from the public to .. to...? Lose the war? Make America become the world's wimp... elegible for new Jihadist activity?.. gain International scorn for the "Paper Tiger America?" Sure..a guarantee that the U.S .is morally incapable of ever being taken seriously by terrorists, ever again? And the rest of us and Iraq, and probably ISRAEL will have to live with the blood bath that follows our exit from Iraq? MY!
 
HANNA THE WISE:  Democrats now clamour that Bush didn't go after Osama, the real terrorist!!..YET, their true hero, ..that morally deficient ,..yet charisimatic  Bill Clinton..was offered Osama,  turning  his capture down on several occasions..Bill actually said on 9-11 " I KNEW IMMEDIATELY IT WAS OSAMA!" CAN YOU IMAGINE THE WORLD TODAY, HAD CLINTON TAKEN POSSESSION OF OSAMA?  IS IT  democrat GUILT ABOUT THIS THAT MAKES THEM SEE OSAMA AS THE PROBLEM, not ISLAM? Or ..an excuse to avoid resonsibility if we have another attack? "Bush's fault, he didn't get Osama"? Not the fault of  Democrats who are validating the terrorists ! No!!

LYNN THE DEVIOUS: Democrats speak about our  unfavorable International reputation? How it has "plummeted"!!So how do they improve it? They send ex- presidents all over the world to preach to eager audiences that America is bad, Miltary is incompetent,George Bush is a Moron, we brought on 9-11, IF it really happened, IF it WAS even perpetrated by Islam.! ALL playing into the hands of the hate-America sycophants.( oh..and leaking every secret weapon, financial inquiry, eavesdropping , etc, that could give us an edge over these terrorists).. Does that sound competent?

JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: Democrat liberals were behind the big feminist movement, gay marriage, and massive access to ABORTION that resulted in 40,000,000 of their progeny NOT being born!(almost  2X the population of Iraq, equal to the whole population  of Spain) Who will care for them in their old age? Who will pay for daily MRI's when Hillary-care makes that an option? Who will vote for them in 5-10 years? So, now, they  need to import folks from Mexico to vote, to care for them, to fill places in the Labor unions, to replace the children they never had.  Do these sound like competent life plans?


MELINDA THE SIMPLE: If Democrats had presented a united front in our war on terror, the war would be over! The soldiers would be mostly home, now..How short sighted ..IF ..Democrats really cared about our service people? Many people believe that as the Democrats point  to our loss of troops as the reason to bring the soldiers home , they are encouraging  the insurgents to take out MORE of our soldiers!! Their safety and  good of the country is second to DEMOCRATIC  hatred of George Bush. Democrats  decided in 2001 that they had to destroy the WAR in order to discredit  BUSH. IS THAT COMPETENT PLANNING? Do we really need them planning the future of this great country??

PORTIA THE PHD:(she was in school with hillary) ..WELL. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANY BABIES, SO THERE!!

Sara STILL wants to know, if Hillary was co-president, which is what qualifies her for the WHITE HOUSE NOW, , isn't SHE term-limited too?! MAYBE THE REPUBLICANS SHOULD RUN LAURA BUSH FOR PRESIDENT??? 

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let's get PRIVATE FUNDING for THE FENCE!! THE FENCE !

let's get  PRIVATE FUNDING for THE FENCE!! THE FENCE ! 

 

 we need: PRIVATE  FUNDING for THE FENCE!! THE FENCE !

 OKAY,repeated and MORE comments on the FENCE!!!..NO FENCE GONNA GET BUILT, NO TIME SOON!! WE CAN COUNT ON THE CONGRESS TO DISCUSS THIS ISSUE INDEFINITELY..AND FRANKLY, NO ONE CAN SEE THE FEDS BEING ABLE TO ACCESS ANY DATA FILES ANYWHERE TO BE ABLE TO RUN SECURITY , OR ANY OTHER CHECKS ON ANYONE OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL SECURITY,OR NATIONAL SECURITY.

so: BETWEEN THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS WANTING THE MONEY FOR AS MANY BODIES AS POSSIBLE, AND WITH JUDGES THROWING OUT ANY ATTEMPTS AT  DE- FUNDING ILLEGALS IN ANY WAY, CITIZEN OBJECTIONS WILL BE SILENCED , EFFECTIVELY, AT EVERY TURN...AND DON'T FORGET, TEACHERS, NURSES, JAILORS,and  POLICEMEN ARE " NOT IMMIGRATION AGENTS!" DON'T EXPECT THEM TO ASK IF SOMEONE IS HERE LEGALLY. THE ILLEGALS are already GETTING services, and you guys fear that if they get legal they will USE services??

 THEN, THE PRIVACY LAWS : YOU CAN'T FIND ANY INFO ON ANYTHING.. YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND OUT IF YOUR MOTHER WAS RUSHED TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. THE SAME PEOPLE THAT WANT SECURITY AT THE PORTS (PATTY MURRAY, ET AL)..WILL SCREAM AT A NATIONAL I.D. CARD...OR HEAVENS, SACRED SOCIAL SECURITY # ACCESS, (FOR OTHER THAN DISPENSING SOCIAL LARGESSE.)

so: PROBABLY 30 MILLION ILLEGALS, ..MAYBE 12 MILLION WORKING AND THE CONSERVATIVES WANT THEM TO RETURN TO MEXICO, AND THEN FILL OUT PAPERWORK. AND WHILE THEY ARE IN EXODUS TO, IN,  AND FROM MEXICO,just  PICTURE THE 40 MILLION AMERICAN SUPPORT FOLKS NEEDED  TO FEED, TRANSPORT, porta-potty, CULL, IDENTIFY, AND HOUSE THEM  FOR THE 12 YEARS IT WOULD TAKE TO  JUST GET THEIR NAMES LISTED....IF THEY EVEN KNOW their own names..?  NEVER MIND THE CHILD CARE FOR THEIR AMERICAN-BORN CHILDREN,,(THOSE ARE U.S. CITIZENS, YOU KNOW.) DOES ANYONE KNOW MATH ANYMORE?

so: BUILD THE FENCE..STOP THE FLOW..,  CURTAIL THE BLEED-IN, THEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO COUNT THE ONES THAT STICK IT OUT... AND REGULARIZE THEM AFTER WE HAVE CONTROL OF THE BORDERS. WE NEED A PRIVATELY FINANCED FENCE..THE SENATE IS NOT GOING TO BUILD IT...THOUGH  THEY ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT THE PORTS!! PORT SECURITY! REMEMBER DUBAI? (PATTY MURRAY ET AL?)

These folks will not attempt to "regularize" themselves if the financial and social costs to them are too great.so..conservatives..you don't want new  legislation..so..we just continue to bleed at our borders? I can't figure out what YOUR plan is?? even this horrid plan may DISCOURAGE??
And we have heard that the Minutemen may be trying to build the fence privately..this could be our way!!
 
Demography is Destiny according to our friend reb..
 The way che  see things, now, is i may probably be  right, a plausible number IS around 30 million. That's one in ten persons in the United States could very well be an illegal alien. 12 million understates, because the  Border patrol published numbers :a minimum of 20,000 per week for the last 30 years and that makes 30 million, and if you account for attrition (death and repatriation) and fecundity (babies) 30 million is a highly plasuble number.

Ok, 10% of the population.... Most of them work. Most of them don't want to be noticed. But if they vote, they can swing an election. (and yes, folks,  it's very easy for an illegal alien to vote).

Reb suspects the little secret of the 2006 Republican rout was an anti-fence vote. You won't hear that anywhere else, but I heard it from a (legal) Mexican friend, who said no Mexican, especially legal ones, wants a fence. He said legal AND illegal Mexicans were motivated to vote in Nov 2006 because Republicans were making a lot of noise about the fence. Both groups want to go back and forth to visit grandma, or even bring grandma here. Both groups want no impediments to sending cash to Mexico.

And don't start with the "it doesn't make sense" jive. What doesn't make sense? What DOES make sense? Does anything in this crazy debate make sense?

Yes, but only one thing makes sense. The group that has the most babies wins the game in the long run, period, end of story. Let's just hope that the Mexicans who are here, G-d love 'em, really WANT to be Americans, or we're doomed.the only other folks having babies are MUSLIMS

Come to think of it, we're doomed anyway. Erase this comment.

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GREAT ENVIRONMENTAL TIPS FOR LIBS!! NUCLEAR PLUS..hehe..

GREAT ENVIRONMENTAL TIPS FOR LIBS!! NUCLEAR PLUS..hehe..


Sara's common sense  is  "CLUB 44-ING" WITH THE GANG. The gang has come up with a few thoughtful tips. Since president Bush has become the latest greenie, we feel that we ,too, should help the latest religious movement in the country..THE WORSHIP OF MOTHER EARTH. Libs..this blog's  for you!!

HANNA THE WISE: Some of my ideas are not new, but.. I recommend them ONLY for liberals .I widely encourage libs to practice even more safe sex and birth control..uhhh..family planning. Jocelyn Elders had some great ideas about sexual isolation related to sexual tension release, thus precluding the establishment of relationships that might lead to procreation. That and more encouragement toward same sex relations should help finish off the libs AND their excessive energy use.

LYNN tHE DEVIOUS: Actually, the libs should, in line with the above "good practices to encourage"..build the FENCE!! da FENCE!!  It seems that in desperately desiring new voters, the libs forget, that many of the  undocumented IMMIGRANTS, most of whom are (shhh, religious) tend to have multiple progeny..uhh...babies..that in turn,  require many social expenditures that could be better used for aerating the ocean, cooling the glaciers, and planting trees in all cement block apartment complexes. LIBERALS, where are your senses.? Trading votes for the AL-GORE PREDICTION OF THE WORLD'S ENDING IN 10 YEARS?? I am flummoxed.

JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: What puzzles me is, Europe,...(idol of the libs.. the most "advanced , sophisticated , educated," world community)  uses , yes,. ..NUCLEAR energy. Not that ugly alternative stuff, that the unenlightened Americans use..so where, oh libs, is your outcry? Where are your protests? Your clamoring for nuclear energy for US?? That wonderful clean fuel..no carbon emmissions? Move-on.org, where is your love of Mother Earth? achhh.

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: Actually, my best recommendation for the liberals..is.. stop BREATHING.(massive carbon emmissions when humans exhale) ...If the 40% of people in this country that are liberal would JUST STOP BREATHING, the air would get clean way faster. Libs, do you Really care about climate change? Instead of pushing for no toilet paper, no cars, no meat (cows flatulate, ya know)..put your money where your mouth is..stifle yourselves for the good of humanity..(as you see it.) Emulate the suicide bombers..for the good of mother earth!.

PORTIA THE PHD:(she was in school with Hillary)  WOW.., I have to go back to church now, that I found out.. HILLARY PRAYS.!

Sara offers the above as a public service for the New church of MOTHER EARTH.

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NEEDED: PRIVATE FUNDING for THE FENCE!! THE FENCE, THE FENCE !

 NEEDED: PRIVATE  FUNDING for THE FENCE!! THE FENCE, THE FENCE !

 OKAY, SARA HAS SEEN ENOUGH TO KNOW..NO FENCE GONNA GET BUILT, NO TIME SOON!! WE CAN COUNT ON THE CONGRESS TO DISCUSS THIS ISSUE INDEFINITELY..AND FRANKLY, NO ONE CAN SEE THE FEDS BEING ABLE TO ACCESS ANY DATA FILES ANYWHERE TO BE ABLE TO RUN SECURITY , OR ANY OTHER CHECKS ON ANYONE OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL SECURITY,OR NATIONAL SECURITY.

HANNA THE WISE: BETWEEN THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS WANTING THE MONEY FOR AS MANY BODIES AS POSSIBLE, AND WITH JUDGES THROWING OUT ANY ATTEMPTS AT  DE- FUNDING ILLEGALS IN ANY WAY, CITIZEN OBJECTIONS WILL BE SILENCED , EFFECTIVELY, AT EVERY TURN...AND DON'T FORGET, TEACHERS, NURSES, JAILORS, POLICEMEN ARE " NOT IMMIGRATION AGENTS!" DON'T EXPECT THEM TO ASK IF SOMEONE IS HERE LEGALLY.

LYNN THE DEVIOUS: THEN, THE PRIVACY LAWS : WHY , YOU CAN'T FIND ANY INFO ON ANYTHING.. YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND OUT IF YOUR MOTHER WAS RUSHED TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. THE SAME PEOPLE THAT WANT SECURITY AT THE PORTS (PATTY MURRAY, ET AL)..WILL SCREAM AT A NATIONAL I.D. CARD...OR HEAVENS, SACRED SOCIAL SECURITY # ACCESS, (FOR OTHER THAN DISPENSING SOCIAL LARGESSE.)

JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: PROBABLY 30 MILLION ILLEGALS, ..MAYBE 12 MILLION WORKING AND THE CONSERVATIVES WANT THEM TO RETURN TO MEXICO, AND THEN FILL OUT PAPERWORK. AND WHILE THEY ARE IN EXODUS TO, IN,  AND FROM MEXICO, PICTURE THE 40 MILLION AMERICAN SUPPORT FOLKS NEEDED  TO FEED, TRANSPORT, CULL, IDENTIFY, AND HOUSE THEM  FOR THE 12 YEARS IT WOULD TAKE TO  JUST GET THEIR NAMES LISTED....IF THEY EVEN KNOW THEM?  NEVER MIND THE CHILD CARE FOR THEIR AMERICAN-BORN CHILDREN,,THOSE ARE U.S. CITIZENS, YOU KNOW. DOES ANYONE KNOW MATH ANYMORE?

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: BUILD THE FENCE..STOP THE FLOW..,  CURTAIL THE BLEED-IN, THEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO COUNT THE ONES THAT STICK IT OUT... AND REGULARIZE THEM AFTER WE HAVE CONTROL OF THE BORDERS. WE NEED A PRIVATELY FINANCED FENCE..THE SENATE IS NOT GOING TO BUILD IT...THOUGH  THEY ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT THE PORTS!! PORT SECURITY! REMEMBER DUBAI? (PATTY MURRAY ET AL?)

PORTIA THE PHD:(SHE WAS IN SCHOOL WITH HILLARY) I CANNOT GET MY KIDS TO WEED THE GARDEN FOR 100.00 A DAY., AND I LIKE MEXICAN RESTAURANTS.

SARA WANTS TO START THE FUND FOR THE FENCE!! ANYONE INTERSTED IN CONTRIBUTING??.

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Hate crimes,Lady Justice must read minds, NOW??

Hate crimes, Lady Justice must read minds, now??


Sara's common sense alarm is noticing some valuable cases not included in the latest list of hate crimes added to our national conscience list. What ever happened to the "equal under the law" Blind justice, that should be our goal, for a perfect world ? Gads, Lady Justice now has to read minds, to discern intent. A murder victim will be MORE dead depending on the motivation of the murderer? How is that?

HANNA THE WISE:  well, the latest House Bill adds all sorts of genetic aberrations to the list of official "do NOT discriminate" mandates...This new list alerts us to many  Sexual differences, some of which we have never heard of, but which we are not allowed to abuse. Apparently, before hate-crimes-legislation, no laws prevented murder, rape, harrassmnt , cross burning, etc., unless the victim was White and Christian. First, selected groups were chosen as protected species . And, NOW, all the rest of humanity is in this protectorate,  all the previously Omitted folks..who were not covered by the legal definition of man or woman.

LYNN tHE DEVIOUS: It seems that since sexual behaviour is now genetically controlled, all previous activities, thought to be deviant, and deplored, must now  be considered  normal,  the practioners condoned, encouraged, and protected from any perceived or expressed disapproval.
 This makes me wonder about incest, and child pornography,or.. child sexual activity and abuse, even murder. For example, could one make the case, that adults who are attracted to children, sexually, are genetically inclined to this attraction? Should we allow them near schools, or even provide them with access to children, since that is their "natural" inclination?..Some women's groups claim as many as 50% of children are victims of incest! Well, if that is true, then incest would seem to be average behaviour, and therefore normal.Should this be, then, condoned, also?

JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: The laws will now be different for each stage,or intent behind  each crime.
  Rob someone?>5 years in jail.Rob someone black? If robber is  black? .. 5 years. If robber is white?.. 10 years.
  Rob a  black trans-sexual? If robber is black?.. 5 years, if robber is white?.. 20 years.If robber is a black Christian?.. 6 years. If robber is a white-euro- Christian/Jew/ Mormon/ or Republican? LIFE IMPRISONMENT for you bigots!  As for you little old ladies, you have to rent to MUSLIMS, among others, who will not permit you to have your canes filled with Gin by your side.AND your toilet better not face MECCA!!

 
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: If these selected behaviours against protected groups are HATE crimes, then, the non -protected types who suffer crimes, must be victims of "LOVE crimes". so..if you kill/rape/rob a white-european-male, then that must be a LOVE CRIME...oh, I forgot to say  a white-european-american- male- Christian - Jew. (since it looks as if  the world at large,is now openly Anti-semetic>??)and oh, MORMONS . The Rev.Al Sharpton, has just added Mormons to his list that includes anti-semites. I am NOT expressing disapproval of Rev.Sharpton's opinions, because that would be a HATE CRIME.

PORTIA THE PHD: (She was in school with Hillary) All cultures are equal. I love Monaco!

Sara is wondering.... Is this new House Bill going to have unintended consequences? Or is this the camel's nose under the proverbial tent?

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MS.PELOSI >GRANDMOTHER >GODMOTHER>GOD ?

MS.PELOSI >GRANDMOTHER >GODMOTHER>GOD ?


WELL , SARA is impressed with this rapid ascension of Ms. Pelosi..!..Now, as the 3rd in line for the presidency, she is simply LEAPING over the 2 executives ahead of her..and we are observing the power usurpation, as she decides to illustrate how the Iraq War SHOULD  be conducted....(among other serious oversights planned) ..and diplomacy in hand.. set off to Syria , in an American Plane ( a taxpayer-funded -environmental hazard)...and set the stage for some decent TALK!! "We negotiate with anyone!anytime!"..unlike that "COWBOY."

HANNAH THE WISE SAYS: This is sort of like the U.N., where we had almost 20 resolutions Talking about Saddam and warning him that the world wanted him to behave. Gee, that worked! Let's  try it again..  and, ..If she just makes nice, our  "Grandmother Pelosi" can persuade the Syrians to stop funding Hezbollah, and the Middle East will  finally be at peace.

LYNN THE DEVIOUS:  Also, "Grandmother Pelosi" will change the military's  behaviour as a war-like force,.. by simply taking away their ALLOWANCE.., and releasing the supplies, weapons , and tanks..ONLY.. when they behave like the nice MEALS-ON-WHEELS International Mercy organization they should be,... (..since that is all that  libs expect or want from the  Military these days.).. We won't need weapons to persuade the suicide bombers or beheaders to cease their "social protest".They are just Agrarian Reformers, anyway...AND "Granma" , along with MRS CLINTON, can bake them some Cookies!!

JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: well, I am impressed with the Dicatatorial qualities of our new GODMOTHER! She fits right in with  the typecasting on the "Sopranos"...she is such a loving grandmother, but when the Mafia family meets for a pow-wow..(The house of representatives),she firmly whips them into shape, with the Clintonian promise of Fort Marcy Park's available  vacancies, or the Mafian possibility of injured knees..and if worse comes to worse?.. Move.On.org's hate list.Achhh.

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: The amusing aspect is the picture of these "peace-loving Muslims" actually negotiating with  a WOMAN! That is amazing..will they ascertain whether she has had the proper genital mutilation, to enter the man's world? She wore a head scarf.. a Head scarf? The joke is that the Quran insists muslims lie to the unbelievers.(non-muslims)

PORTIA THE PHD :(She was in school with Hillary) I will support complete CO2 credits for Nancy and for Hillary.They can be purchased from Al Gore's new company , and the taxpayers are helping Nancy, and the environment.Wow.


Sara sees the Upward movement, ... as Ms Pelosi transmigrates  directly from Godmother to God..and this is so re-ASSURING..A FEMALE GOD is the answer to world peace, as most women in the workplace know...from personal experience.

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Who is Blacker? Hillary or Obama?

Who is Blacker? Hillary or Obama?

Sara wondered, after hearing the tapes from the recent Selma.. Martin Luther King Jr gala!! Sara was puzzled by the accents of the Black Mrs.clinton, and the Black Mr.Obama.These accents were new to her ears!

Sara's common sense alarm is dinging!!.The gang have come up with a few common sense reasons.:

HANNA THE WISE: Well, they have been attending BLINGLISH classes. You may not have heard, that a school district has officially added Blinglish to their school curricula, in an effort to improve testing scores. By asking test questions in the language that young blacks actually speak at home, and in the streets, they feel they can put these young folks at ease, and improve their ability to comprehend the materials in the test. Perhaps, graduating to ESL classes  later?

LYNN tHE DEVIOUS: OH, I believe Mrs. Clinton has the inside track on being an accepted Black person, because she was married to the first black PRESIDENT. If elected she would be the first BLACK WOMAN PRESIDENT!

JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: Mr.Obama is only half black, and not African-American black, since his father is AFRICAN-AFRICAN.Color has nothing to do with it. Mr. Sharpton assures us that paying your dues as a black american supercedes color. I mean, Justice Thomas is apparantly really black in color, but does not count as a Black justice in the Supreme court...nor does Condi Rice count as the first black woman as Secretary of State, even though she appears to have Black heritage. So, yes, Hillary is blacker.

 
MELINDA THE SIMPLE: Jocelyn Elders counted as a Black cabinet member because she was a Democrat, Liberal woman who spoke BLINGLISH!!She was a caricature Black person, and so it was obvious to other blacks that she too was black. When blacks apparantly are confronted with dark skinned people that look to have black heritage, they have to wait for them to speak!! If they sound too educated, they can't be black, (with the exception of Harry Belafonte) so, the criteria is blinglish not heritage.

PORTIA THE PHD:(she was in school with hillary) No-one spoke like that when we were in school, but I am signing up tomorrow for my own "blinglish for Radcliff politicos-101".It's IN!!!

Sara is a little puzzled..The sun does not  contribute to global warming, Mrs.clinton is Black, and Condi Rice is not!! amazing!!

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MCCAIN FADING BECAUSE OF WAR? WRONG!!!!

MCCAIN FADING BECAUSE OF WAR? WRONG!!!!


Sara's common sense alarm is  LAUGHING!!The Wall Street Journal asks the Democrat pollster who conducted our Latest poll!!  He assures us that John Mccain is faltering .. for...his steadfast support of the Iraq war!! AND hinting that as the "leading Republican establishment figure--"..well.. he's at risk!! MCCAIN??

 
HANNA THE WISE: Oh, please!! We can come up with lots of reasons for the fading of Dear John!! How about  MCCAIN-Feingold??? It gave us MOVE-ON.ORG. It gave us George Soros and the 527"s..about 80-1 OF these 527's are Dem $ groups..They came about so fast ,after McCain sponsered his big political finance-fix,  that the DEMS had figured out how to circumvent the law, BEFORE they approved it. Hurrah for bi-partisan-ship.wow!!Thanks, john!


LYNN tHE DEVIOUS: Hmm. I loved Dear John's work in the gang of 14..Remember those oh-so mature senators who would help the senate avoid the necessity of blindsiding the DEM's filibuster activity on judges..!  Filibusters had not been used on judges, in our history.!!.Dems were holding up anybody Bush appointed to high judgeships! Solution..? 

The Nuclear Option--. pass a law in senate  that judges get an up or down vote., as the constitution indicates.. But  no..the MATURE among the senate..  those superior 14... allowed a couple of Bush appointees  to filter through, in return for keeping their  new filibuster tactic. Thanks, John!!


JERRY THE MATHMATICIAN: THe 35% of those who still love Bush also remember that from Bush's first days in office, Mccain has pummelled him on every subject.. Even the war..he criticized BUsh for not sending ENOUGH troops in the beginning..yet he knew , after he had helped Clinton reduce the troop strength, tank count,and military bases, that there weren't more troops available at that time..and WE think he gave the green light for the DEMS to jump on the open hostility-criticim band wagon,.. validating  the DEMS "viet-nam" approach to conducting warfare. Thanks, John.


MELINDA THE SIMPLE: I remember Mccain CRITICIZED the Swift boat vets..he knew Kerry signed for his own band-aid- injury purple hearts,,he knew Kerry's  treasonous congressional testimony extended his own time as a prisoner of war, devastated the war's momentum, led to a blood bath in Cambodia, as we sneaked away!!THANKS JOHN!!


PORTIA THE PHD: (she was in school with Hillary) I LOVE JOHN . HE CRITICIZEs REPUBLICANS ALL THE TIME!! THANKS ,JOHN.

Sara thinks that John Mccain has played both sides against Bush to be the darling, token  moderate Republican, beloved by the liberal press. The libs like John, and hate Bush? Wonder why?

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DEMS: YOU MUSLIMS, BLACKS, INDIANS? YOU HAVE NO VALUE UNLESS WHITE CHRISTIANS ARE KILLING YOU!!


DEMS:  YOU MUSLIMS, BLACKS, INDIANS?  YOU HAVE NO VALUE UNLESS WHITE CHRISTIANS ARE KILLING YOU!!


Sara has noticed a prevailing theme in today's Dems-Libs.Their anger, meaness, negativity, reflect only an attitude of paternalism, which carries a real racist undertone. So , you minorities? Feel free to wipe out each other, we will only step in if WHITES are slaughtering you.!


HANNAH THE WISE SAYS: Yes, as if none of these people could look after themselves, without the Dems calling the shots BECAUSE minorities are "incapable" of making their communal way in life. With Muslims, it is apparent now.. IF we EXIT now FROM IRAQ, WELL, SO... ITS only MUSLIMS KILLING EACH OTHER. It's ok if Muslims kill  each other, just  NOT ok ,...if American soldiers (mostly white Christians) put panties on heads of  Muslims , or God forbid , kill one, or even more, God forbid, incarcerate one without a proper American trial...replete with ACLU and CAIR...There is never the same standard for behaviour by a minority. Libs don't expect anything better from "those people."
            Daniel Pearl's beheading made way less a headline than panties on  Muslim heads..Notice..Geneva conventions apply only to US ..???  So.. Muslim lives are important ONLY when they are killed by whites, uhh American -Christian whites.

LYNN THE DEVIOUS: With Indian tribes, after all, you know, they have this beautiful primitive religion, and shhh, an alcohol problem, so they can have cigarettes, alcohol, fireworks, slot machines, and wipe out their own tribal members.. because : well, they can't be expected to exist with white-euro standards, they are just happy little savages. If Abramoff gave Indian Tribal money illegally? bribes,? (yes, patty murray, you got some.). Well, Abramoff goes to jail. HE should behave better.   ....uhhh ..Nothing happened to the  bribing Indian tribes.!.But ..don't pollute OUR kids with cigarettes, liquor, and shhh GAMBLING!! No slot machines for Joo in Washington State!!

JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: DEMS love black folk even more! Majority of Blacks in jail are in jail for (shhhh)  Black-on-Black crimes, police were called to scenes by BLACK victims, witnesses are Black,..Often the POlice are black. But Dems wring their hands, that more Blacks are in jail than whites,, AND UNjustifiably!! ( It's the ban against felons voting that is their concern here for their constituency.)  Black on white crime? well, that can't be  racist,.. (not empowered , don't ya know?)  BUT, when a white kills a black? Oh my goodness, that is a HATE CRIME.  So..black lives are important ONLY when they are killed by whites.

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: Even the environmentalists get on the  "not in my neighborhood,you don't" band-wagon..Notice , it's ok to drill all that ugly Oil in MUSLIM countries, or MEXICO or CUBA, mess up THEIR AIR.... BUT don't drill in OUR neighborhoods, and pollute OUR waters or air or shorelines. I thought "our" World was intertwined? One hairspray can in Alabama affects the global atmosphere and  climate, but Mexico and Iran and even Cuba ? Hey, THEY can drill those little suckers anywhere. (They don't deserve clean air?? )uhh.( And if they are sucking oil out from our reserves, at the same time?.. goody!!)
   NOW,  the  Kyoto protocol.. we wouldn't dream of demanding those stringent standards for China, or Africa, or Third World nations, (SHHH ALL MINORITIES) cause, they can't live up to ANY standards, and they will only kill EACH other off, anyway... BUT, maybe only White pollution kills!? 

PORTIA THE PHD :(she was in school with Hillary)  Hmm, Iraq.. since the Military only consists of losers and minorities, what is the phony whining over loss of U.S troops.I mean..I would never have any family members in the Military.

So Sara wonders why the very Minorities the Libs-Dems discount, vote for the DEMS, and empower them? I mean the world's worst TERRORISTS applaud the Democrats every time they undermine the President, the troops, security, the FENCE... or pontificate on their version of dealing with  Terror? (talking, don cha know?)  And the DEMS bask, and preen!! I mean, guys, ..the ENEMY LOVES you? Does that TELL  you anything??

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Why an Afghanistan surge? Hillary knows why.

  Why an Afghanistan surge? Hillary knows why.

 Sara is hearing a lot of mention of Afghanistan needing more troops, BUT not Iraq. Sara thinks there is a REALLY good reason, and no one seems to be noticing. Our big Iraq hero-Deserter Lieutenant Watada, Washington state's own guru on the legality of the Iraq war testified at his court martial that he WOULD have gone to Afghanistan, but Iraq was an illegal operation.....one needs to notice a trend here....and ask  why? Why is Afghanistan constantly being brought in?

HANNAH THE WISE: Hillary Clinton joined Al Quaida's # 2..Zawahri in mocking President Bush's troop surge order for Iraq, after years of quoting her husband ,uncle Bill, on the necessity of " regime change in Iraq. " She then said that she WOULD support more troops in Afghanistan. But WHY?

JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN : Did you forget her question as to why we haven't caught the "tallest man in Afghanistan yet? " That being Osama bin Laden....I know, i thought she meant Bill ,too, but he doesn't hang around in dangerous places. For us, Osama is irrelevant, as he would only be replaced by another crazy Muslim..since they are all in to leadership. Of course, that question could be better asked of Bill, since Osama was fairly well ignored when Bill was in the BIG OVAL OFFICE. Why does the conversation keep coming back to Afghanistan.? As though there are two separate wars? One good, and one not!!

MELINDA THE SUCCINCT: eVEN RUSH LIMBAUGH seemed puzzled as to why our new domestic queen, Hillary, would be for the troop surge in Afghanistan. All the libs that call up the talk shows say, that since Al Qaeda was IN Afghanistan, that we were justified in going there! Even though Afghanistan never attacked us either, any more than Iraq did, so why?

Sara knows why! If we have another Terrorist  attack here in the United States, after the DEMS have Been so virulently Anti war..THEIR  AND HILLARY'S AND KERRY'S EXCUSE? "WE TOLD YOU THAT AL QAEDA WAS THE TERRORIST ALL ALONG!!  YOU SPENT ALL OUR RESOURCES FIGHTING A USELESS CIVIL WAR IN IRAQ, WHEN THE REAL TERRORISTS AND BIN LADEN WERE IN AFGHANISTAN!" So, THEY are covered.They were for the war All the time,  just The "right" war...THE ONE That Bush " ignored."

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Dems: From Freedom to Sha-ri-a-dom? PICTURE THIS:

Dems: From Freedom to Sha-ri-a-dom? PICTURE THIS:

Sara thinks it will be a beautiful future..peaceful and loving-like. No? we are finally seeing the realization of our proper no-God , new leaders in the congress.The gang agrees.

HANNAH THE WISE: BEST NEWS IS THAT THE MILITARY WILL BE GONE!! NO MORE NEED !  WE  NOW HAVE THE FOLKS THAT UNDERSTAND, THAT DISCUSSION WILL MAKE THE WORLD A PERFECT PLACE, ...AND THEY ARE, THANKFULLY,  IN CHARGE.!! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER WAR TO FIGHT.WE CAN DISBAND THE SERVICES , AS NO COUNTRIES WILL EVER SEE US AS ALLIES AGAIN.   POLITICIANS WILL AGREE THAT, WE CAN NO LONGER  JUST PING PONG TROOPS AS SOON AS A HANG NAIL IS RECEIVED. WE NOW CAN AVOID THE EMBARRASSMENT OF  : LEAVING OUR FORMER ALLIES IN THE LURCH,... WORSE OFF THAN WHEN  WE ENTERED, ... LEAVING THE JOB PRECIPITOUSLY, UNDONE.

LYNN THE DEVIOUS: WELL , WE COULD KEEP THE MEDICAL UNITS, SINCE BILL CLINTON'S USE OF THE MILITARY AS /MEALS ON WHEELS/ WAS SOOO POPULAR WITH THE ENLIGHTENED LIBS!! MAYBE... ALSO  KEEP ONE PLANE ?... IN CASE WE NEED TO BOMB AN ASPIRIN FACTORY, OR SOME CHINESE EMBASSY?
    THE GOOD PART, IS THAT WE CAN MAKE THE MILITARY ALL FEMALE NOW..THE YOUNG MEN WILL BE FREE TO RETURN HOME AND JOIN THE TESTOSTERONE GANGS, TAKE DRUGS OR DRINK THEMSELVES TO DEATH AS COLLEGE STUDENTS, AND DIE FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. SINCE ONLY THE MUSLIMS ARE HAVING BABIES, THE WOMEN CAN BRING THEIR DELICATE SENSITIVITY TO ARMIES.LOVELY.

JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN:  WE CAN AVOID A LOT OF ANGST IN THE WORLD NOW, BY SIMPLY GIVING IRAN AND OTHER MUSLIM COUNTRIES NUCLEAR WEAPONS.IN FACT...GIVE THEM OURS!!! WE ALREADY DONATED TO THE CHINESE WITH ALL THAT TECHNOLOGY TRANSFER IN THE 90'S.. THEN MUSLIMS WILL LOVE AND TRUST US, AND THE BALANCE OF POWER IN THE NEW WORLD WILL PREVENT ANY FURTHER WARS!! AND WE SAVE MONEY , WHICH WE CAN GIVE TO THE UNITED NATIONS TO HELP BALANCE WEALTH.THIS IS SOOO GOOD!! THIS  $ CAN ALSO AID THE RUSSIANS.. THEY WON'T HAVE  TO SELL THOSE SUITCASE NUKES TO ISLAMO TYPE- SUICIDE BOMBERS JUST  TO RAISE CASH.

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: AND WE CAN VERIFY THE KYOTO TREATY, AND OSAMA BIN LADEN CAN RELAX!! HE IS REALLY CONCERNED WITH CLIMATE CHANGE, WHICH IS THE FAULT ONLY OF DEVELOPED NATIONS, AND MAINLY  THE AMERICAN SATAN!  NOT THE SUN!! NO! THE BIGGEST BODY IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NO POWER TO AFFECT CLIMATE CHANGE, ONLY SUV'S AND SPRAY CANS , (AND ,NO, SARA, NOT EVEN  BEHEADINGS OR COW FLATULENCE  CAN DO THIS!!)

PORTIA THE PHD: (SHE WAS IN SCHOOL WITH HILLARY) EVERY RELIGION IS EQUAL.DIVERSITY IS PRECIOUS.SHARIA IS AS WORTHY AS DEMOCRACY.

SARA SEES NOW, OUR LADIES WILL BE IN THE MILITARY, OUR MEN WILL BE COMPLETELY FEMINIZED, AND THE MUSLIMS WILL CONTINUE TO WIN THE NUMBERS GAME.. THEIR GOAL TOWARD WORLD DOMINANCE CANNOT BE STOPPED.THEY ARE WILLING TO SACRIFICE THEIR CHILDREN TO BE HEROIC SUICIDE BOMBERS, WE ARE ONLY WILLING TO KILL OUR CHILDREN BEFORE THEY ARE BORN,(UNLESS THEY HAVE SOME BIRTH DEFECT.) ISN'T IT ALL BEAUTIFUL?

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NANCY PELOSI STARRING as " THE GODMOTHER!!"

NANCY PELOSI STARRING as " THE GODMOTHER!!"

Sara noticed a POSSIBLE two year run ..of the new hit Washington D.C.saga .."THE GODMOTHER!!" Starring,of course, NANCY PELOSI. First appearing as a mother, announcing "FROM THE KITCHEN TO THE CONGRESS!" and then on the floor of the House of Representatives as a grandmother, warming up her audience for the feature presentation.."THE GODMOTHER!!".(first communion pix to follow. then horses' heads in beds..) . With ,of course, Nancy , playing herself.Wow!

HANNAH THE WISE: We can now recall the Clinton administration 's AND THE DEMO HIERARCHY'S love affair with the cinema, movie stars, THEIR MONEY, celebrities, (even the Chinese restaurant ones,...wasn't it  Charlie Tree with the briefcase?). And they advanced the careers of so many "little people" !  Wasn't there even a Bartender who made good in the inner sanctums of the White house..that movie was called "WHO HIRED CRAIG LIVINGSTONE?" (and sub-titled: How did he get 900 Raw FBI files of Republicans??). Another rising light was that hair-stylist in "WHILE THE WORLD TURNED "--(THE INFAMOUS 2 HOURS ON THE  tarmac at LAX)..The starry-eyed are back!! Billy Dale,and you trailer trash, watch out!!

JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: Even I remember "WHO SLEPT IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM?" a glitzy star studded hotel ROMANCE that also raised cash for their biggest best-Known  charity "THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY". Other CLINTON Charity fund-raisers were:  "THE WHITEWATER LOTS FOR SENIORS", " POWER  SHREDDERS OF THE ROSE LAW FIRM", followed by  "THE TRAGIC JAILHOUSE DEATH"..wherein the only willing witness to the Whitewater senior-bilking conspiracy, another senior, James Mcdougal, suffers a massive heart attack,while in solitary confinement yet , at a country club prison.(sub title..What do you DO to get " solitary" in a country club prison??) Refuse to play golf?

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: My favorite was  "THE CHINA-NORTH KOREAN SYNDROME"..This balanced  NUCLEAR power, by donating nuclear secrets via Loral to the chi-coms, by-passing the ugly Rosenberg method with a   Technology TRANSFER .(.with a presidential nod. ) . My next favorite was , "SUICIDE IN THE PARK" .. A thrilling mystery of a vanished gun, non-developable crime scene photos, lost polaroids, amnesiac park police, missing car keys, and eventually a four year disappearance of the victim's entire White House legal records.

LYNN THE PRAGMATIC: I liked the non-investigatory movies best ..the non-stories..LIKE .."THE DOWNED PLANE NO-ONE MISSED ".Was less ever said about the deadly crash of a whole Air Force plane??  With  cabinet member, Ron Brown,  and sixty business men, plus non-identified ladies aboard?-- Aaannddd, YES,   " WACO--WE DID IT FOR THE CHILDREN "!!

WELL , SARA thinks the very best was a sweet romantic movie.."THE STALKER". A White House production, this first brief traning film was about Monica Lewinsky. It's run ended with a sequel.." THE FINDING OF THE BLUE DRESS." SARA BITES HER LOWER LIP WHEN SHE RECALLS THAT ONE.

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WHEN DEMOCRATS WIN, WHY IS IT SO DIFFERENT?

WHEN DEMOCRATS WIN, WHY IS IT SO DIFFERENT?

Sara noticed a few things over the past few years..Major difference..., no vote fraud unless Republicans win!!whew! And...
When A Democrat senate candidate dies, even though his state forbids dead candidates on the ballot, his wife is allowed to win his seat, and the Republicans nod sympathetically.

HANNA THE WISE: Yes, and when a newly elected Democrat senator, not yet sworn in  becomes comatose, he is allowed to have a committee chairmanship, especially since the majority position MUST  be maintained. When the senate was evenly  divided a while ago, the Republicans sympathetically nodded, and shared the chairs and power.

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: Well, when a gay Democrat has a relationship with a male page, and his partner is operating a male prostitution ring from their residence, he gets reelected, and is now a big committee chairman. The Republican was forced to resign,  because his similar behaviour was immoral. Republicans seemed almost as horrified as  Democrats.

JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: When a Democrat congressman is filmed by the FBI taking a $90,000. bribe, he gets a standing Ovation from the Black caucus, a chairmanship, and is reelected as a pro life candidate. Can he  keep his ice cube tray with the stashed money?  AND..That Democrat mayor, caught on tape using cocaine, etc? He gets reelected mayor,..The Republican who took favors from lobbyists? Well. he's gone. He is a crook!! And the Democrats were horrified by his behaviour.Horrified.

LYNN THE PRAGMATIST: The new senate majority leader gets to make a million dollars on a land deal, wherin he no longer owns the land, and well, He's the new majority leader! The former Republican leader distributed campaign funds to Republicans running for office. He had to resign. Remember the stink when Knute Gingrich had a book-tape deal? He had to turn down the advanced money.(He was a Rpublican leader) Mrs. Cinton signed and took her huge  advance 2 days before she was sworn in as senator, but after having been elected!! How Cintonian!! Republicans were impressed...Oh, and did you ever notice that church and state separation only applies to right wing religious groups? Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, these guys can raise money from the pulpit for their political activities!! The Republicans are impressed.

PORTIA THE PHD: (She was in school with Hillary). Hillary's book was WORTH the advance, Gingrich's book was some patriotic junk!!

Sara thinks that it is better for the world, when Democrats are in power. They don't trash the economy or their own decisions just to win elections. The headline now is " 1.1% ,another great increase in employment". It  used to be "Only 1.1% increase in employment..Very disappointing!!" SEE, Republicans, that's how you do it.

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Why are we so devastated by the 3000 U.S.Soldier deaths in Iraq??

Why are we so devastated by the 3000 U.S.Soldier deaths in Iraq??

Sara has been thinking about this, and asking older people about  Viet Nam and WW2. Were we so different then, that we didn't mourn so much?  Were folks more accepting about War casualties? Was the goal of the war more worthy? Why this radically opposite reaction to our presence and the length of time of our occupancy in Iraq?

HANNAH THE WISE: WELL, UH, ISN'T Part of the  PROBLEM that in our politically correct world, we are not allowed to hate our Muslim enemies??? Our government, press and universities spend way too much time convincing us that the Muslims we see, are wonderful "peace loving people." We know that the 9-11 brigade was Muslim, we know that of 23 murderous  hot spots around the world, 22 have Muslims on at least one side, many on both sides of these conflagrations. Muslim countries like Iran and Syria, never mind the Palestinians, tell us outright that they want the west destroyed, death to the U.S...they tell us every day.!!  The names of the countries are different, the colors of the people are different..... Only have they ISLAM in common. We are told that the unseen muslims are the enemy, but every Muslim we see is peace loving. How, then, can we entertain a war-like attitude against "peace loving people who mean us no harm?"   This is SCHIZOPHRENIC.

JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN :   We compare 68,OOO. DEATHS in VIET NAM TO 3000 DEATHS in IRAQ (IN ALMOST 4 YEARS), with 600 BEING,:  ACCIDENT, DISEASE, or the NORMAL ATTRITION found in any large sampling of society... and this is the " proof "of our failure there!!!  Makes me wonder ,as usual,  whether libs or journalism majors even took ONE math class. Under Bill Clinton, military attrition deaths were averaging 800 per year. No screaming from you Libs, then.
   As 1300 college students every year die from alcohol abuse, add in 47,200 motor vehicle deaths in 2005 which  included a huge number of young people, and throw in the District of Columbia gang and murder rates, and we say nothing!. Do we notice these deaths because TROOP deaths are pointed out to us as the ONLY statistic we  hear , The criteria for progress of this war against terriorists? In World War 2, each day, the newpapers told us of battles and ground won, or re-won, of prisoners we had taken, of enemies we had killed. But now we have no enemies, apparently... And if we take any prisoners, well, THEY are not enemies either!  We treat them better than we treat our friends. Gads.... Or our soldiers.

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: Is it because the new U.S soldier IS MORE worthy? The largest % of the 2400 combat deaths were in the 24-45 yr category. MEN!!(Not the Babies we hear about) Many are married and have children. They are highly and better trained than previous generations and they VOLUNTEER!!    And when we hear of a death, we break our hearts!! In Viet Nam era, when i was a kid, the judges used to order the Juvenile Delinquents to join the Army or go to jail!! And John Kerry just reminded us what HIS generation thought of the "grunts"".. losers all!! And from his prospective, well,... he showed up for a few months of active duty, (video camera and typewriter under arm) led a swift boat, got 3 purple hearts without missing a day of service, and got an automatic exit from the navy on those Injuries. No wonder he figured all those kids that stayed and died were such losers. Maybe that is why this country treated those vets so shamefully.!


LYNN THE PRAGMATIC: You haven't mentioned that,  in earlier wars, people had big families. Not only were the married folks drafted last, but people had 3 to 5 kids. Now kids are at a premium. Usually a family or single mother has 2 kids at most. It is really hard to see these mature well educated beautiful people, some parents, husbands, and now wives... die, and especially, since we have NO ENEMY, now do we? And P.S. , the U.S. still has occupying troops in Kosovo, So Korea, Japan, Germany, Guam, all over. huh!

PORTIA THE PHD: (SHE WAS IN SCHOOL WITH HILLARY).I would NEVER let a child, if I had one, join the service!! ...Cindy, how could you let him??


Sara thinks the U.S will never win a war at this rate. She thinks a geography lesson needs to be mandatory for every grade in school!! Look at the map ,any clue why Iraq is an important place to have a base....look, people, then listen to what these  Muslim countries are saying to us. They are serious!! They know who THEIR enemy is! They tell us. We don't believe them...and they are having many, many babies.

 

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THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER AND THE NUCLEAR-BOMB MAKERS MEET? FOR CHRISTMAS?

 

I Always Have Questions

Commentary with Questions; sometimes I answer my own.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER AND THE NUCLEAR-BOMB MAKERS MEET? FOR CHRISTMAS?

Sara is wondering if they will bring gifts. Since, by now, Saddam has been reinstated!! (This being the only logical conclusion to the James Baker commission report.) So, now that Iraq is secure, the 5 biggies are meeting:
Syria, Iran, Iraq, U.S. and the the U.N.-appointed neutral interpreter (he's Russian). Ready?

HANNAH THE WISE: Well , of course, James Baker IS the logical U.S. representative to this conference!!.(Jimmy Carter was an alternate.)

BAKER begins: "Can't we all get along??" ( His christmas gift: 2 billion dollars worth of advanced nuclear weapons to  balance world power.)

AHMADINIJAD ( Iran): "Sure.Thanks for the gift! We plan to eradicate Israel and the United states.Death to all non-Muslims. "(He refused to bring a gift.)

RUSSIAN interpreter: (His gift was the PLUTONIUM.) "Correction ! , he said : Zionist entities and "BIG BLAST"

BAKER: "What can we do to bring peace to the middle east?"

ASSAD : ( he gifted Saddam The return of all those nuclear weapons that he had buried for Saddam in Syria) "Death to all Americans and all Israelis!"

RUSSIAN interpreter : (He brought the plutonium.) "Correction!! He said ,"Zionist Entities!"

BAKER: " Suppose we promise, no more panties on heads??"

SADDAM: "Death to all Americans and all Israelis!"

RUSSIAN interpreter: (He brought the plutonium as his gift.) "Correction! he said : "Zionist Entities!"

SUZY THE Sanguine: I heard Osama was invited and "regretfully,couldn't come.",  But he sent Gifts!: 5 surplus Kidney Dialysis machines." The attendees will need these at the end of this meeting."(The russian brought Plutonium.)

JERRY THE MATHEMATICIAN: I heard Al Gore donated that famous $65,000.conference table made of imported wood? Since the world is heating up so rapidly now, Al won't be needing it in the future, obviously..

MELINDA THE SIMPLE: Ohh, the Russian brought PLUTONIUM! ohhh.

BAKER: "Well, thanks for coming, folks!

AHMADINIJAD: "MY PLEASURE! Death to all Americans and all Israelis!"

ASSAD: "Death to all Americans and all Israelis!"

SADDAM: "Death to all Americans and all Israelis!"

Russian interpreter: "Correction! they said : "Zionist Entities!" (I brought the Plutonium!)


BAKER: " I knew we could make real progress, if we just talked intead of fought!!"

PORTIA THE PHD: (She was in school with hillary) "WOW"

So Sara thinks : The Christmas meeting of the Baker-Middle East-conference was a success by any Liberal, Democrat standard. Though, she IS confused by reality. sigh!!

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